This is your mother calling…. Oh did I feel sorry for my not-quite-out-of-the-closet-yet, friend. He was hosting a small dinner party at his apartment and introducing us to his new “friend” when the phone started ringing. Having company, he let it go to the machine. Unfortunately, the speaker was up and we all got a lovely introduction to his mother and her thoughts on who he should marry. His friend, now life partner, took the opportunity to grab a bottle of champagne, pop the cork, and just as the machine cut her off declared, “To the Dr.!” OY!!! Check out his ringtone…