How does Farmer Brown call his “hot” farm animals? Brown chicken, Brown cow. (Okay, think “bow chicka bow wow” from old porn or 70’s movies) Honestly, this is the silliest thing ever, but it’s so much fun to watch kids crack up over animal sounds and bovine farts.
This is your mother calling…. Oh did I feel sorry for my not-quite-out-of-the-closet-yet, friend. He was hosting a small dinner party at his apartment and introducing us to his new “friend” when the phone started ringing. Having company, he let it go to the machine. Unfortunately, the speaker was up and we all got a lovely…
“This is a test.” Well, you asked for it loud….Of course I’ve included a gentle warning before the “sound.” Nothing got you off the couch at 2am or jarred you awake on those cross-country drives; before CDs, books on tape, iPods or Sirius Radio, like those totally obnoxious test tones. Fortunately, there was never an emergency, but…
On Monday’s, don’t you ever want to ignore a call, but you just don’t know if it’s important? Well, here is a simple and funny ringtone to let you know.
The white zone…. I was announcing the Annie Awards a year or so ago, and Tom Kenny was hosting. He was so gracious to introduce me to the audience, as the voice they’d been hearing all evening. He then asked me to do that thing that I do that he really likes, “You know, that thing.”…
A fan favorite! Pick up or delivery??? I went into my favorite, local, Chinese restaurant. Tonight I chose to dine in and was totally entertained with the owner’s phone conversation. Apparently, there was a bad connection and the owner was really trying to find out if the customer wanted pick up or delivery. And I thought,…
Oh yea! The mean girl cheer! Ready…Okay! While traveling through some remote cities in Budapest, I caught a local game of Football. They actually had a rally squad on the side lines. The tune they were cheering was really catchy and soon we were all caught up in the spirit! It was so much fun…